America
All right, it's time to start the World Conference!
Let's work together to solve every world problem one by one!
Belgium
Even if it's something difficult, if we work together, surely we'll get things going in the right direction!
Spain
Finland Sweden
Please, let us hear your honest opinions too!
Anyway, I'll go first.
America
Regarding the present issue, global warming,
I think we can solve the problem by building a big hero together and have it shield the Earth!
Also, I won't take any objections.
Japan
I agree with America...
There you go again, Japan! Give your own opinions!
Switzerland
England
I oppose. How could I agree with something so illogical?
Well, I'll just oppose both America and England.
France
Then which one is it?!
Jeez, is it your hobby to disagree with me or something?
Neither of you have any good sense anyway.
Why don't you find a better hobby?
Quit making important decisions with that kind of logic, you wine-freak!
I'm gentlemanly, unlike you two.
China
Jeez, you guys are always so childish.
Grow up a little.
I'll give you some snacks, so chow down and calm down.
I don't want any.
Hey, Russia, aren't you going to say anything?
Spain
Russia
Say something to them!
Huh, me?
I...
I want to see a confused and troubled Lithuania come crying to me.
Lithuania
Russia
Belarus
Latvia
You agree with me, don't you Latvia?
Russia
Estonia
Mr. Russia, it's not good to bully the weak.
It's so fun though.
If you come any closer,
the Poland rule will apply and your capital will become Warsaw.
Russia
Poland
Latvia
Greece
Haha, nice!
Oh, you've gone and done it now!
Come on, everyone... Please behave yourselves.
All of you, shut up!
Germany
France
England
Germany?
What's the point of creating more problems when the meeting was supposed to be about solving them?!
G e r m a n y
With the way this is going, it'll be another Der Kongreß tanzt!
[Der Kongreß tanzt] After the havoc wreaked by Napoleonic France, the Congress of Vienna was held to determine the future of Europe after the death of Napoleon. It later became parodied as neglecting talks in favor of dances.
We have to calm ourselves and talk this out.
If you've got something to say, present some precise data first. And then say what you have to say.
Everyone gets 8 minutes each to talk. Neither whispering nor running out of time will be allowed.
Now, the person who wants to speak first shall raise their hand after making up their mind.
Germany
You may speak.
Italy!
Italy
Pasta!
HETALIA
Long, long ago,
there was a man who conquered the Mediterranean and obtained all the riches of this world.
His name was the Roman Empire.
The riches of this world, fame, vast lands...
It has been said that the man who obtained it all disappeared one day.
And now, it's World War I
And now, it's World War I.
I'm supposed to be fighting the descendants of that Roman guy, but...
Something's wrong...
I crossed the border easily with only a stick.
This is the first time that I was able to have enough time to eat a Wurst.
[Wurst] A German sausage. It is said to have originated among the nomads of northwestern China, and thence was introduced to Europe.
Even if I spot an enemy, they run off somewhere.
Am I dreaming?
Anyhow, I can't let my guard down.
They must have something up their sleeves.
Tomatoes
To be continued
HETALIA
Chibitalia
Chibitalia.
Long, long ago,
Italy, who was still a newborn, lived in the Roman Empire...
Next to Big Brother France!
...along with many other countries.
But one day, his grandfather took Italy and left the house.
For a while, he lived his life drawing and singing songs with his grandfather.
Italy was very good at drawing, so his grandfather was delighted.
Drawing is so fun!
It feels like I'm living in the Renaissance!
I want to show Big Brother France and Roman Empire,
and I haven't met him yet, but I want to show my other big brother too!
Man, I want to see them soon...
But the next time they met...
Become part of the Roman Empire again!
Little brother? I'm older than you, aren't I?
...they had grown up to be bullies.
Wait!
Become a part of the Holy Roman Empire!
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boruneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the Bolneze I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia
Tomatoes
Until next time...